What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?Answer: A clock.What does a house wear?Answer: Ad-dress.Where would you take a sick boat?Answer: To the dock.I give milk and I have a horn, but I’m not a cow. What am I?Answer: A milk truck.Why did the fly never land on the computer?Answer: It was afraid of the world wide web.What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?Answer: A spelling bee!What rock group consists of four famous men, but none of them sing?Answer: Mount Rushmore.What kind of murderer is full of fiber?Answer: A cereal killer.I have hundreds of wheels, but I don’t move. Call me what I am; call me a lot. What am I?Answer: A parking lot.How does a bee get to school?Answer: On a buzz!Why did the scarecrow win an award?Answer: Because he was outstanding in his field!What do you call a bear with no teeth?Answer: A gummy bear.Why did the bicycle fall over?Answer: Because it was two-tired.What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Answer: Frostbite.Why did the tomato turn red?Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing!What did one wall say to the other wall?Answer: “I’ll meet you at the corner!”Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?Answer: In case he got a hole in one.What do you call a fish with no eyes?Answer: Fsh.Why did the math book look sad?Answer: Because it had too many problems..